I poured root beer in a square glass.
Now I just have beer.
Category: Two Line Jokes
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
‘Can you smell carrots?’
My father convinced me to donate my organs after I die
My father convinced me to donate my organs after I die. He’s a man after my own heart…
I knew my wife was a keeper
The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves
Difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.
What came first, the Chicken or the Egg?
What came first, the Chicken or the Egg?
Safety. Safety always comes first.
So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means?
So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world
Why the baseball kept getting larger
I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting larger. Then it hit me.