Category: Fun Facts

A Finn, Swede and Norwegian were on a plane. The pilot announced: “Too much weight! Too much weight!”

The Norwegian dropped an orange off the plane. The pilot repeated: “Too much weight! Too much weight!”

The Swede dropped a banana peel. Yet again there was the request: “Too much weight! Too much weight!”

The Finn dropped a bomb. When the plane finally landed, the Finn, Swede and Norwegian went for a walk and eventually ran into a crying boy.

“Why are you crying?”
“An orange hit me in the head!”

They moved on and after a while ran into a crying girl.

“Why are you crying?”
“I slipped on a banana peel…”

After a few more minutes on the road, they met a girl and a boy who were laughing with tears in their eyes.

“What’s got you so happy?”
“Our teacher farted so hard the school blew up!”

10 fun facts about you

I know 10 facts about you:
Fact 1: You are reading this.
Fact 2: You can’t say the letter ‘m’ without touching your lips.
Fact 3: You just tried it.
Fact 4: You’re smiling.
Fact 6: You’re smiling or laughing again.
Fact 7: You didn’t notice I missed fact 5.
Fact 8: You just checked it.
Fact 9: You’re smiling again.
Fact 10: You like this and you’re going to click the like/share button or comment. 🙂