The shortest horror story: Monday.
Being British means driving your German car to an Irish pub to have a Belgian beer, then grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way home where you rest on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.
I’m not bossy, I simply know exactly what you should be doing.
I’m not lazy. I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.
The true nature of a human being clearly shows when the supermarket opens a second cash desk.
If I’m driving you crazy, please remember to put your seatbelt on.
I’m very sorry to interrupt you, but you must have mistaken me for somebody who’s interested.
It is a fact of nature that light arrives faster than sound. Which is why some people can appear quite bright, until they speak.
They say money doesn’t bring you happiness. Still, it is better to verify things for yourself.
Of course I kept secrets. But the people I told them to obviously didn’t.