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What’s red a smells like blue paint?

What’s red a smells like blue paint?

Red paint

Author jokerCategories Bad Jokes, Two Line Jokes
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I have an EpiPen

I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me when he was dying, it seemed very important to him that I have it.

Author jokerCategories Bad Jokes
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Granddad, can I have a dog?

A Chinese boy pleads with his Grandpa, “Granddad, can I have a dog? Please???!!!“
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Two hours later says Grandpa, “Enjoy your meal, my boy.”

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes, Bad Jokes
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Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

Q: Why did the one-armed man cross the road?

A: To get to the second hand shop.

Author jokerCategories Bad Jokes
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?

You’re too young to be smoking!

Author jokerCategories Bad Jokes
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Two satellites decided to get married.

Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was incredible!

Author jokerCategories Bad Jokes, Funny Puns
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An alligator that’s wearing a vest?

What do you call an alligator that’s wearing a vest?

An investigator.

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes, Bad Jokes
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What is small, grey and triangular? 

What is small, grey and triangular?

The shadow of the green triangle!

Author jokerCategories Bad Jokes
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If I were to choose between dating and eating a soup

If I were to choose between dating and eating a soup – I think I’d rather eat the soup. Not much point in dating it.

Author jokerCategories Bad Jokes, Funny Puns
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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A: It just felt like it.

Author jokerCategories Bad Jokes
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