A Chinese boy pleads with his Grandpa, “Granddad, can I have a dog? Please???!!!“
Two hours later says Grandpa, “Enjoy your meal, my boy.”
Q: Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
A: To get to the second hand shop.
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
You’re too young to be smoking!
Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was incredible!
What do you call an alligator that’s wearing a vest?
What is small, grey and triangular?
The shadow of the green triangle!
If I were to choose between dating and eating a soup – I think I’d rather eat the soup. Not much point in dating it.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It just felt like it.