Category: Funny Puns
A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.
What did one hat say to the other?
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.
A book on reverse psychology
I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!
What did the traffic light say to the car?
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.
How do crazy people go through the forest?
How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the physco path.
Someone has been adding soil to my garden
As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.
When a deaf person sees someone yawn
When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.