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If a woman sleeps with hundreds of men, she’s a slut.

But if I do it, I’m gay.

Author YinnyCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the…

We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the…

Minneapolis

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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I’ve just bought a thesaurus but all the pages are blank

I’ve just bought a thesaurus but all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, One Liners Jokes, Short Funny Jokes
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A man filed a report to the police that his bag was stolen

Upon leaving the man’s apartment, the officer found the man’s bag at the bottom of the stairwell.

It was a brief case.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Short Funny Jokes
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Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?

Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure? Because he was a little shellfish.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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What did one hat say to the other?

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here. I’ll go on ahead.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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A book on reverse psychology

I just wrote a book on reverse psychology. Do *not* read it!

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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What did the traffic light say to the car?

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look! I’m about to change.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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How do crazy people go through the forest?

How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the physco path.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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Someone has been adding soil to my garden

As I suspected, someone has been adding soil to my garden. The plot thickens.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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