Category: Two Line Jokes
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints.
The police arrested two suspicious men in a car park today
The police arrested two suspicious men in a car park today. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: The food is on me!
What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
Did you hear about the invention of the wheel?
Did you hear about the invention of the wheel? They say it started a revolution.
Like most people my age, I’m 22.
Like most people my age, I’m 22.
Small world, huh?
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: They lactose.