I was a bio major

I was a bio major, and my professor told us this joke during a lecture once. I now drop it all the time, and people think that, because I was a bio major, I’m about to drop some knowledge on them. They are at first confused, then a collective groan is emitted which I feed off of to grow my power.

Interviewing a farmer

Interviewer: How much water do they drink a day?

Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?

Interviewer: Brown one.

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: And the black one?

Farmer: A couple of litres per day.

Interviewer: I see. What do you give them to eat?

Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?

Interviewer: Black one.

Farmer: It eats grass.

Interviewer: And the other one?

Farmer: Grass.

Interviewer: Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?

Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.

Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?

Farmer: It’s also mine.