When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet. I just think it’s surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”
Q: What’s as big as an elephant but weighs 0 kg?
A: The elephant’s shadow.
Which hand do you use to wipe your butt?
The right one, what an odd question?
Oh, I simply use toilet paper…
Q: Who eats a lot of iron without getting sick?
A: The rust.
Q: When a child is going to school for the first time, where will it sit?
A: Nowhere, it is still going.
Q: How much earth lies in a hole 3 feet deep and 3 feet wide?
A: None. It wouldn’t be a hole anymore if there were earth in it.
What is at the center of Earth?
An R. (eaRth)
Q: The more he has the less he weighs. What is it?
A: Cheese with holes.
Q: What has 6 feet and sings?
A: The singing trio.