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When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree

When I see lovers’ names carved in a tree, I don’t think it’s sweet. I just think it’s surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

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Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl

Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”

The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”

Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”

Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.”

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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What’s as big as an elephant but weighs 0 kg?

Q: What’s as big as an elephant but weighs 0 kg?
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A: The elephant’s shadow.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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Which hand do you use to wipe your butt?

Prank question:

Which hand do you use to wipe your butt?
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The right one, what an odd question?
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Oh, I simply use toilet paper…

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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Who eats a lot of iron without getting sick?

Q: Who eats a lot of iron without getting sick?

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A: The rust.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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When a child is going to school for the first time, where will it sit?

Q: When a child is going to school for the first time, where will it sit?

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A: Nowhere, it is still going.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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How much earth lies in a hole 3 feet deep and 3 feet wide?

Q: How much earth lies in a hole 3 feet deep and 3 feet wide?

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A: None. It wouldn’t be a hole anymore if there were earth in it.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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What is at the center of Earth?

What is at the center of Earth?

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An R. (eaRth)

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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The more he has the less he weighs. What is it?

Q: The more he has the less he weighs. What is it?

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A: Cheese with holes.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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What has 6 feet and sings?

Q: What has 6 feet and sings?

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A: The singing trio.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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