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The guests in this hotel

The guests in this hotel are always stealing soaps, shower gels and shampoos from their rooms.

Dirty bastards!

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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Died peacefully in my sleep

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes, Two Line Jokes, Work Jokes
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First operation

Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.

Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.

 

Author jokerCategories Short Funny Jokes, Two Line Jokes
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My ex-wife still misses me

My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.

 

 

 

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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