The guests in this hotel are always stealing soaps, shower gels and shampoos from their rooms.
Dirty bastards!
Category: Two Line Jokes
Died peacefully in my sleep
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
First operation
Patient: Oh doctor, I’m just so nervous. This is my first operation.
Doctor: Don’t worry. Mine too.
My ex-wife still misses me
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.