When a child is going to school for the first time, where will it sit?

Q: When a child is going to school for the first time, where will it sit?

A: Nowhere, it is still going.

A basket with 20 apples

Q: You have a basket with 20 apples. You have 20 hungry children. Every child should get an apple but one apple should remain in the basket. How do you do that?

A: You give 19 children one apple each and to the last one you give the basket containing the last apple.

Explaining “literally”

A kindergarten teacher is explaining what “literally” means to her class and asking them what it means.

Teacher: Okay, Does everyone know what “literally” means?

Teacher: Use it in a sentence

Kid 1: Birds literally come out of nowhere

Teacher: That’s not true but it is if you put it as you aren’t paying attention

Kid 2: Pizza is literally the best food ever

[kid walks back]

Kid 3: I literally pooped in the sink

Teacher: Did you really?