Why could the lifeguard not save the hippie?
He was too far out man.
Category: Two Line Jokes
My wife told me I need to quit playing Wonderwall
My wife told me I need to quit playing Wonderwall on guitar.
I said maybe…
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.
How does a rabbi make his coffee?
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
A psychic little person who has escaped from prison
What do you call a psychic little person who has escaped from prison? A small medium at large.
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
Do you use your right hand to stir your coffee?
Do you use your right hand to stir your coffee? Huh. I use a spoon.
A body building contest
Dr Frankenstein entered a body building contest. Upon arrival he realised he misunderstood the objective
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones.
But people in Abu Dhabi do!