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Category: Knock Knock Jokes

My neighbour just banged on the wall at 4.20am, can you believe it!!? Luckilly I was still up playing music.

He banged and shouted ‘ can we have a little respect please!’

I shouted back…, ‘I’m not a big Erasure fan, but ok this one’s for you!’

Author YinnyCategories Knock Knock Jokes, Work Jokes
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Knock knock Quite Horse

Knock knock

Who’s there?

Quiet horse

Quiet horse who?

(In a whisper) Neigh…

Author jokerCategories Knock Knock Jokes
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the village idiot’s residence.

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

The chicken.

Author jokerCategories Knock Knock Jokes
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Nobel

Who’s there?

Nobel.

Nobel who?

No bell, I knock.

Author jokerCategories Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock Knock Joke Boo

Knock knock
Whose there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Why are you crying? This was supposed to make you laugh.

Author GuestCategories Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock knock Ho-ho

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ho-ho.

Ho-ho who?

You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.

Author GuestCategories Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock knock Wire

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Wire.

Wire who?

Wire we here? Why is anybody here? Let’s just have a drink.

Author jokerCategories Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock knock Alex

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Alex.

Alex who?

Alexplain everything once you’ve opened the door.

Author jokerCategories Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock knock Eggcited

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Egg.

Egg who?

Eggcited to see me?

Author jokerCategories Knock Knock Jokes
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Knock knock Ken

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Ken I come in?

Author jokerCategories Knock Knock Jokes
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