He banged and shouted ‘ can we have a little respect please!’
I shouted back…, ‘I’m not a big Erasure fan, but ok this one’s for you!’
Category: Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock Quite Horse
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Quiet horse
Quiet horse who?
(In a whisper) Neigh…
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the village idiot’s residence.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.
Nobel
Who’s there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, I knock.
Knock Knock Joke Boo
Knock knock
Whose there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Why are you crying? This was supposed to make you laugh.
Knock knock Ho-ho
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Knock knock Wire
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?
Wire we here? Why is anybody here? Let’s just have a drink.
Knock knock Alex
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Alex.
Alex who?
Alexplain everything once you’ve opened the door.
Knock knock Eggcited
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Eggcited to see me?
Knock knock Ken
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Ken I come in?