“Nah, there’s no need” I replied.
“But why?” she asked. “We always pray at home when I cook dinner.”
“Because I think we’ll be fine here, the chef knows what he’s doing.”
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“Nah, there’s no need” I replied.
“But why?” she asked. “We always pray at home when I cook dinner.”
“Because I think we’ll be fine here, the chef knows what he’s doing.”
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, “What is politics?” The dad says, “Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I’m the breadwinner of the family, so let’s call me capitalism. Your mother, she’s the administrator of the money, so we’ll call her the government. We’re here to take care of your needs, so we’ll call you the people. The nanny, we’ll consider her the working class. And your baby brother, we’ll call him the future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense.” The little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has soiled his diaper. The little boy goes to his parents’ room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny’s room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, “Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.” The father says, “Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.” The little boy replies, “Well, while capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep, the people are being ignored and the future is in deep shit.”
So of course, I went, and he was right. I saw my dad
Father: “Son, you were adopted.”
Son: “What?! I knew it! I want to meet my biological parents!”
Father: “We are your biological parents. Now pack up, the new ones will pick you up in 20 minutes.”
Dad- Son, You better pass this exam or rather forget that I’m your father!
Son- Sure dad! Whatever!
~5 hours later~
Dad- How was your exam?
Son- Who the hell are you??
Dad: Say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: Come on, say daddy!
Baby: Mommy!
Dad: F*ck you, say daddy!
Baby: F*ck you, Mommy!
Mom: Honey, I’m home!
Baby: F*ck you!
Mom: Who taught you that?
Baby: Daddy!
Dad: Son of a b*tch.
Son: “Am I adopted?”
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Dad: “Not yet, it seems nobody is interested.“
Dad – Could you call me a taxi, please?
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As you wish, dear taxi.
I told my dad that he should embrace his mistakes. He had tears in his eyes. Then he hugged my sister and me.
“Dad, can you call mom’s phone? She can’t find it.”
“Absolutely! ‘Mom’s phone! Mom’s phone!’”