The elephant & squirrel

A squirrel is relaxing in his tree when it suddenly starts to shake violently. He looks outside and sees an elephant climbing the tree.

The squirrel says “hey elephant, what are you doing?”

The elephant replies “I’m climbing this tree to eat some pears!”

“You dummy,” sayeth the squirrel, “this is a pine tree… there’s no pears up here.”

The elephant says “I know, I brought my own!”

How do you fit a giraffe in a refrigerator?

  1. How do you fit a giraffe in a refrigerator?

Open the fridge up and put it in there.

  1. How do you fit an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open it up, take the giraffe out, and put it in there.

  1. The king of the jungle calls a meeting. All the animals are there except for one. Which animal is missing?

The elephant because it’s still in the refrigerator.

  1. There’s a crocodile infested river you have to cross. How do you cross it?

Walk across because the crocodiles are at the lion’s meeting.