He didn’t want any advice.
Category: One Liners Jokes
Have you ever tried to eat a clock?
It’s quite time consuming
I’ve just bought a thesaurus but all the pages are blank
A firm New Year’s resolution
I’ve read so many horrible things about drinking and smoking recently that I made a new, firm New Year’s resolution: NO MORE READING!
Washing the car
A man is washing his car with his son when the boy goes ‘Dad, can’t we use a sponge?’
Difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?
Attire.
What is yours, but is used much more often by your friends?
Question: What is yours, but is used much more often by your friends?
Answer: Your name.
Where were you between 4 and 6?
Where were you between 4 and 6?
Kindergarten
My thesaurus arrived yesterday
My thesaurus arrived yesterday, but when I opened it it was blank inside. I have no words to describe how angry I am.