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I’ve just bought a thesaurus but all the pages are blank

I’ve just bought a thesaurus but all the pages are blank. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, One Liners Jokes, Short Funny Jokes
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A firm New Year’s resolution

I’ve read so many horrible things about drinking and smoking recently that I made a new, firm New Year’s resolution: NO MORE READING!

Author HarryCategories One Liners Jokes
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Washing the car

A man is washing his car with his son when the boy goes ‘Dad, can’t we use a sponge?’

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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Difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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What is yours, but is used much more often by your friends? 

Question: What is yours, but is used much more often by your friends?

Answer: Your name.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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Where were you between 4 and 6?

Where were you between 4 and 6?

Kindergarten

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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My thesaurus arrived yesterday

My thesaurus arrived yesterday, but when I opened it it was blank inside. I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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2 gay guys at the beginning

For some reason I read that as 2 gay guys at the beginning and was really confused when that never came back around

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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A plateau

A plateau is the highest form of flattery.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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The frustrated cannibal

The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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