But if I do it, I’m gay.
Category: Two Line Jokes
I wish I was a billionaire, just like my dad
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I wish I was a billionaire, just like my dad
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Oh, so your dad was a billionaire?
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No, he also wished he were.
How to stop two blind dudes fighting
Two blind dudes are fighting really viciously. How do you stop them?
You shout, “I’m betting on the dude with the knife!”
What’s yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
What’s grey and can’t swim?
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
My wife walked in on me masturbating to an optical illusion.
My wife walked in on me masturbating to an optical illusion.
I said, “Honey, it’s not what it looks like!”