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If a woman sleeps with hundreds of men, she’s a slut.

But if I do it, I’m gay.

Author YinnyCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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I wish I was a billionaire, just like my dad

  • I wish I was a billionaire, just like my dad

  • Oh, so your dad was a billionaire?

  • No, he also wished he were.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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How to stop two blind dudes fighting

Two blind dudes are fighting really viciously. How do you stop them?

You shout, “I’m betting on the dude with the knife!”

Author HarryCategories Two Line Jokes
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What’s yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

What’s yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?

A bulldozer.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Because if they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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What’s grey and can’t swim?

What’s grey and can’t swim?

A castle.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes, Two Line Jokes
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My wife walked in on me masturbating to an optical illusion.

My wife walked in on me masturbating to an optical illusion.

I said, “Honey, it’s not what it looks like!”

Author jokerCategories Marriage Jokes, Two Line Jokes
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What’s the difference between a bird and a fly?

What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird.

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes, Two Line Jokes
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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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