Category: Two Line Jokes
Do you know why when geese fly in a V one end is longer than the other?
How do you get 100 Canadians out of a pool?
How do you get 100 Canadians out of a pool?
Say, “Would everyone please get out of the pool”
What’s brown and sticky?
Why can’t the T-Rex clap?
Why can’t the T-Rex clap?
Because it’s dead.
What’s red a smells like blue paint?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat.
How do you make a net?
How do you make a net?
You sew a bunch of holes together
My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep
My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.
I said “40”
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines.