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What did Zero say to number Eight?

What did Zero say to number Eight?

sigh

“Nice belt.”

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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Do you know why when geese fly in a V one end is longer than the other?

Do you know why when geese fly in a V one end is longer than the other?

There are more geese on that end.

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes, Two Line Jokes
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How do you get 100 Canadians out of a pool?

How do you get 100 Canadians out of a pool?

Say, “Would everyone please get out of the pool”

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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What’s brown and sticky?

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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Why can’t the T-Rex clap?

Why can’t the T-Rex clap?

Because it’s dead.

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes, Two Line Jokes
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What’s red a smells like blue paint?

What’s red a smells like blue paint?

Red paint

Author jokerCategories Bad Jokes, Two Line Jokes
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Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?

Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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How do you make a net?

How do you make a net?

You sew a bunch of holes together

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep

My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.

I said “40”

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes, Two Line Jokes
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Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?

Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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