How do you get 100 Canadians out of a pool?
Say, “Would everyone please get out of the pool”
Why can’t the T-Rex clap?
Because it’s dead.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat.
How do you make a net?
You sew a bunch of holes together
My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.
I said “40”
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines.