Two invisible men meet. One says to the other: “Hey dude, long time no see!”
Category: One Liners Jokes
Driving test went surprisingly well
My wife’s driving test went surprisingly well yesterday. She got 7 out of 12. The 5 managed to run to safety.
Short-term memory problems
I went to see the doctor about my short-term memory problems. The first thing the bastard did was made me pay in advance.