Category: One Liners Jokes
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison… That always gets me.
What’s white and can’t climb a tree?
Time flies like an arrow
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos
What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?
What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?
A polar bear
Two drums and a cymbal
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
I went bobsleighing
I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs
When you look really closely
When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.
I was addicted to soap…
I was addicted to soap… I’m clean now.