What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison… That always gets me.
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?
A polar bear
Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.
I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs
When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.
I was addicted to soap… I’m clean now.