Category: One Liners Jokes

2 cows are grazing in a field. 1 cow says to the other, “You ever worry about that mad cow disease?”. The other cow says, “why would I care? I’m a helicopter!”.

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison… That always gets me.

What’s white and can’t climb a tree?

A refrigerator

Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana

What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?

Carlos

What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?

A polar bear

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.

When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.

I was addicted to soap… I’m clean now.