Husband: Shall we make a nice weekend for each other, honey?”
Wife: “Oh, that would be lovely, Georgie!”
Husband: “Fantastic! Well, see you Monday.”
Category: Marriage Jokes
I felt incomplete until I married you.
I felt incomplete until I married you.
Now I’m finished.
How do you know a woman doesn’t value honesty?
How do you know a woman doesn’t value honesty? When she asks you, “How do I look, darling?
Darling, sweetheart, treasure
An elderly couple goes to their favorite restaurant they’ve been visiting together for decades. The man addresses his wife with all sorts of endearments, calling her his darling, sweetheart, his treasure etc.
When the lady excuses herself and goes to the bathroom, the waiter comments to the man, “Wow, you have an amazing relationship with your wife, all those lovely names you call her…”
The man looks at him, “To be honest, it has become a necessity. I actually forgot her name about 3 years ago.”
I cuddle with my husband about two or three times a week.
“I cuddle with my husband about two or three times a week.”
“Yeah? Me just once.”
“Oh, but wait, I thought you were single.”
“Ah I see. I thought we were talking about your husband.”
Hold your wife’s hand in the shopping mall
Life hack: Hold your wife’s hand in the shopping mall. If you don’t, she might start shopping. For her it is romantic; for you it is economical.
A lot of men will be sad that day
Girl: One day I will marry. A lot of men will be sad that day.
Boy: Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?
What do you love most about me?
“Honey what do you love most about me? My honed body or my charming face?”
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“Your sense of humor.”
Why do they call it the “mother tongue”?
Why do they call it the “mother tongue”? Because the man never gets to put a word in.
Women are saints
Women are saints. They forgive you even when you’re not guilty!