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Arguing with your husband is fun

Arguing with your husband is fun, even if he wins… he loses.

Author jokerCategories Marriage Jokes, One Liners Jokes
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I want to buy a case of beer

Sugar, can you lend me 15 dollars? I want to buy a case of beer.

No darling. I wanted to buy myself some make-up because I want to look pretty for you.

Sugar, that’s exactly why I wanted to buy those beers.

Author jokerCategories Marriage Jokes
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She wouldn’t talk to me for a month

A man sits in a restaurant and cries. The waiter comes and asks what happened.

The man replies: “My wife told me that she wouldn’t talk to me for a month.”

The waiter replies, “Oh no, that’s horrible!”

Man: “Yes!!! (Sobs) Today that month is over.”

Author jokerCategories Marriage Jokes, Short Funny Jokes
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Why did you two split up?

“Oh no, Roger, why did you two split up?”

“She’s a liar and a cheat! She said she was the whole night and her sister’s!”

“So? Maybe she was.”

“Yeah, no way. I was the whole night at her sister’s!”

Author jokerCategories Girl Friend Jokes, Marriage Jokes, Short Funny Jokes
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She’s not wearing any underwear

My wife whispered in my ear today that she’s not wearing any underwear. Oh boy, now she’s already growing forgetful.

Author jokerCategories Marriage Jokes
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I made him a millionaire!

A woman says, I don’t know what he’s complaining about. I made him a millionaire!

And what was he before?

A billionaire.

Author jokerCategories Marriage Jokes, Short Funny Jokes
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Get something that would make her look sexy

My wife told me to go and get something that would make her look sexy. So I got drunk.

Author jokerCategories Marriage Jokes
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What real happiness is

A man simply doesn’t have a clue what real happiness is until he gets married.

But then it’s already too late for him.

Author jokerCategories Girl Friend Jokes, Marriage Jokes
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Your dog bit my mother in law!

A neighbor comes to Mr Myer and says, “Your dog bit my mother in law!”

Mr Myer is horrified and apologizes, adding sadly, “You’ll probably be wanting financial recompense, won’t you?”

“Absolutely not!” smiles the neighbor, “I’d love to buy the dog!”

Author jokerCategories Marriage Jokes, Short Funny Jokes
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Mother-in-law’s funeral

Oh, I didn’t expect you at work today Mr. Brundy, isn’t it your
mother-in-law’s funeral today?”

“Well you know how it is.Work first, then fun.”

Author jokerCategories Marriage Jokes, Short Funny Jokes
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