A 60 year old millionaire is getting married and throws a big wedding reception.
His friends are quite jealous and in a quiet moment one of them asks him how did he land such a hot 23 year old beauty?
“Simple,” grins the millionaire, “I faked my age.”
His friends are really amazed and ask him how much he said.
“Well”, he replied. “I said I was 87!”
Woman to her husband while at it: “Please say dirty things to me!”
Man: “Bath, Kitchen, Living room…”
My wife’s driving test went surprisingly well yesterday. She got 7 out of 12. The 5 managed to run to safety.
At a wedding reception, the DJ announced…
“Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living after marriage?”
The Bartender was almost crushed to death !!!