Taco: Can we please TACO bout’ it!
Nacho: No, go away….
Taco: Why don’t you wanna TACO bout’ it?
Nacho: Because I’m NACHO friend anymore!
Category: Funny Puns
The Louvre robber
A French man goes into the Louvre’s parking with his van. He gets out and goes inside. He sneaks pass guards, gets through barbed wire, avoids lasers and in front of him there is the Mona Lisa. He takes it and manages to get back to his van. When he goes into his van and leaves the van ran out of gas. The police catch him and interrogate him.
‘Why did you take the painting?’
He thinks for a minute and say; ‘I needed the Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh’
Diabetes, heart problems, and obesity
Doctor: “Kevin, you have diabetes, heart problems, and obesity.”
Kevin: “Yeah, it runs in my family.”
Doctor: “No Kevin, it’s because no one runs in your family.”
I went to a zoo but there was only one dog in it
I went to a zoo but there was only one dog in it. It was a Shitzu
Two birds are sitting on a perch
Two birds are sitting on a perch. One says to the other ‘can you smell a fish?’
What’s the difference between Tuna, Piano and a Glue stick?
What’s the difference between Tuna, Piano and a Glue stick?
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano tuna!
What about the glue stick?
I knew you would get stuck on that.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines.
The police arrested two suspicious men in a car park today
The police arrested two suspicious men in a car park today. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet the koalafications.