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When a deaf person sees someone yawn

When a deaf person sees someone yawn do they think it’s a scream?

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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A blind man walks into a bar

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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I ate a clock yesterday

I ate a clock yesterday, it was very time consuming.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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What rhymes with orange?

My friend says to me: “What rhymes with orange?” I said: “No it doesn’t”

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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Why do blind people hate skydiving?

Why do blind people hate skydiving? It scares the hell out of their dogs.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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Why is Peter Pan always flying?

Why is Peter Pan always flying? He Neverlands.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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We don’t want to have children anymore

Me and my wife decided that we don’t want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns
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Mrs. Claus looking into the sky

Q: What did Mrs. Claus say  to Mr. Santa when she looked into the sky?

A: It looks like rain dear

 

Author laryssaCategories Funny Puns
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