What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
Category: Funny Puns
Did you hear about the invention of the wheel?
Did you hear about the invention of the wheel? They say it started a revolution.
I knew my wife was a keeper
The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves
Difference between a dirty old bus stop and a lobster with breast implants
Where’s my change
The monk gets his hot dog and pays with a $20 note, but he doesn’t get any money back. So he says: “Hey, where’s my change?” And the vendor says: “Change must come from within.”
So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means?
So what if I don’t know what Armageddon means? It’s not the end of the world
Cole’s law
-Have you heard of Murphy’s Law
-Yes, anything can go wrong will go wrong
-What’s about Cole’s law?
-No
-It’s a thin-slice cabbage dripped in mayonnaise and sour cream
My wife told me I need to quit playing Wonderwall
My wife told me I need to quit playing Wonderwall on guitar.
I said maybe…
Fruit punch ordering
Guy walks into a bar and orders a fruit punch.
Bartender says “Pal, if you want a punch you’ll have to stand in line” Guy looks around, but there is no punch line.
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn’t see that well.