Marriage is an institution of three rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
When everything’s coming your way – perhaps you’re in the wrong direction on the highway?
What did one plate say to his friend?
Tonight, dinner’s on me!
Here, I bought you a calendar. Your days are numbered now.
I don’t think women should be allowed to have kids after 40. 40 kids is way too much by any standard.
Q: What can you serve but should never eat?
A: A tennis ball.
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.