Marriage is an institution of three rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.
Category: Funny Puns
When everything’s coming your way
When everything’s coming your way – perhaps you’re in the wrong direction on the highway?
Plates say to his friend
What did one plate say to his friend?
Tonight, dinner’s on me!
Your days are numbered
Here, I bought you a calendar. Your days are numbered now.
Having kids after 40
I don’t think women should be allowed to have kids after 40. 40 kids is way too much by any standard.
Serve but should never eat
Q: What can you serve but should never eat?
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A: A tennis ball.
My ex-wife still misses me
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Very deep poem
I dig,
you dig,
we dig,
she dig,
he dig,
they dig…
It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.