Patient: “Doctor, I see blue elephants everywhere…”
Doctor: “Have you seen a psychologist yet?”
Patient: “No just blue elephants.”
Author: Ariana
I’m not your mirror.
Cheerleader: Your ugly.
Me: *walks away*
Cheerleader: Hello? I said your-
Me: I’m sorry ‘honey’ I’m not your mirror.
I don’t wanna ‘taco’ bout’ it
Taco: Can we please TACO bout’ it!
Nacho: No, go away….
Taco: Why don’t you wanna TACO bout’ it?
Nacho: Because I’m NACHO friend anymore!