My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
How do you make Ethiopians rave?
Q: How do you make Ethiopians rave?
A: Stick food to the ceiling.
Do you use your right hand to stir your coffee?
Do you use your right hand to stir your coffee? Huh. I use a spoon.
I went bobsleighing
I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs
You could be stuck
I was having a bad time once and my friend felt the need to comfort me. They told me “Cheer up, ByrdInfluenza, it could be worse. You could be stuck at the bottom of a deep hole filled with water.”
I know they meant well.
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
A body building contest
Dr Frankenstein entered a body building contest. Upon arrival he realised he misunderstood the objective
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones.
But people in Abu Dhabi do!
My wife asked me to pass her lipstick
The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.
Whatdya call a frenchman wearing sandals?
Whatdya call a frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.