I’ve found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.
It’s shift work
I’m condescending
I’ve been told I’m condescending.
(that means I talk down to people)
A sound technician
I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician. Oh, and a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.
Why don’t ants get sick?
Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have little antybodies.
What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common.
What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common.
Icy dead people
When you look really closely
When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus?
What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus?
A call from the ethics committee and immediate revocation of your grant funding.
A blind man walks into a bar
A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.
Books about paranoia
A woman walks into a library and asked if they had any books about paranoia.
Librarian: “They’re right behind you!!”.