I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He said “Thanks”
I said “Don’t mention it”
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Q: Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
A: They lactose.
What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?
What’s the stupidest animal in the jungle?
A polar bear
I poured root beer in a square glass.
I poured root beer in a square glass.
Now I just have beer.
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
What did the snowman say to the other snowman?
‘Can you smell carrots?’
Two Whales
Two whales are in a bar. One of them turns to the other and says,” Ohooaoaoaoaoaoaooaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaowwwwwoaoaoaoaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooo.” The other one turns to the other and says,” Go home, Steve. You’re drunk.”
My father convinced me to donate my organs after I die
My father convinced me to donate my organs after I die. He’s a man after my own heart…