What do you call a fish with four eyes?
A fiiiish.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Q: What did one plate say to the other plate?
A: The food is on me!
What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
What’s the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?
A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
They don’t meet the koalafications.
What’s white and can’t climb a tree?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
What’s the difference between in-laws and outlaws?
Outlaws are wanted.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos
Time flies like an arrow
Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana
Did you hear about the invention of the wheel?
Did you hear about the invention of the wheel? They say it started a revolution.
Like most people my age, I’m 22.
Like most people my age, I’m 22.
Small world, huh?