How do you make a net?
How do you make a net?
You sew a bunch of holes together
My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep
My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep.
I said “40”
You ever worry about that mad cow disease?
I have an EpiPen
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows?
Have you heard about those new corduroy pillows? They’re making headlines.
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?
What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison… That always gets me.
My girlfriend is always yelling at me
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
You look for fresh prints.
The police arrested two suspicious men in a car park today
The police arrested two suspicious men in a car park today. One was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks.
They charged one and let the other one off.