Interviewer: How much water do they drink a day?
Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one?
Interviewer: Brown one.
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer: And the black one?
Farmer: A couple of litres per day.
Interviewer: I see. What do you give them to eat?
Farmer: Which one? Black or brown?
Interviewer: Black one.
Farmer: It eats grass.
Interviewer: And the other one?
Farmer: Grass.
Interviewer: Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?
Farmer: Because the black one’s mine.
Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one?
Farmer: It’s also mine.