What’s brown and sticky?
Why can’t the T-Rex clap?
Why can’t the T-Rex clap?
Because it’s dead.
You can differentiate between ant sexes
New scientific breakthrough! You can differentiate between ant sexes by placing them in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.
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What’s red a smells like blue paint?
The frustrated cannibal
The frustrated cannibal threw up his arms
Two cows are standing in a field
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they’d still be on the boat.