Knock knock
Whose there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Why are you crying? This was supposed to make you laugh.
Bananas in ears
What did Zero say to number Eight?
Two muffins baking in an oven
There are two muffins baking in an oven. The first muffin says, “Man, it sure is hot in here.” The second muffin says, “Holy shit, a talking muffin!”
2 gay guys at the beginning
Do you know why when geese fly in a V one end is longer than the other?
What’s the difference between Tuna, Piano and a Glue stick?
What’s the difference between Tuna, Piano and a Glue stick?
You can tuna piano but you can’t piano tuna!
What about the glue stick?
I knew you would get stuck on that.
Knock knock Ho-ho
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Ho-ho.
Ho-ho who?
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
How do you get 100 Canadians out of a pool?
How do you get 100 Canadians out of a pool?
Say, “Would everyone please get out of the pool”
A plateau
A plateau is the highest form of flattery.