Q: How can somebody walk for 8 days without sleeping?
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A: He sleeps only at night.
A collection of best jokes to enlighten your day
Q: How can somebody walk for 8 days without sleeping?
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A: He sleeps only at night.
What method of contraception do you use?
I’m always really nice and kind.
– Peter, 32, best friend of many, many women
A French man goes into the Louvre’s parking with his van. He gets out and goes inside. He sneaks pass guards, gets through barbed wire, avoids lasers and in front of him there is the Mona Lisa. He takes it and manages to get back to his van. When he goes into his van and leaves the van ran out of gas. The police catch him and interrogate him.
‘Why did you take the painting?’
He thinks for a minute and say; ‘I needed the Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh’
Perrson 1: What’s a mouse that can walk on two legs?
Person 2: I don’t know.
Person 1: Mickey Mouse. What’s a duck that can walk on two legs?
Person 2: Donald Duck.
Person 1: No, all ducks, you idiot.
Q: What stays in the corner all the time but travels around the world?
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A: Stamps.
A man is washing his car with his son when the boy goes ‘Dad, can’t we use a sponge?’
Doctor: “Kevin, you have diabetes, heart problems, and obesity.”
Kevin: “Yeah, it runs in my family.”
Doctor: “No Kevin, it’s because no one runs in your family.”