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Maybe I can hear everything but you’ll never hear me say a word

Q: Maybe I can hear everything but you’ll never hear me say a word. Who am I?

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A: Your ear.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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How long would it take?

Q: You had 20 men build your house in two months. How long would it take 10 men to build the very same house?

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A: Zero seconds. The house was already built by the 20 men.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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Just blue elephants…

Patient: “Doctor, I see blue elephants everywhere…”

Doctor: “Have you seen a psychologist yet?”

Patient: “No just blue elephants.”

Author ArianaCategories Short Funny Jokes
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I’m not your mirror.

Cheerleader: Your ugly.

Me: *walks away*

Cheerleader: Hello? I said your-

Me: I’m sorry ‘honey’ I’m not your mirror.

Author ArianaCategories Short Funny Jokes
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I don’t wanna ‘taco’ bout’ it

Taco: Can we please TACO bout’ it!

Nacho: No, go away….

Taco: Why don’t you wanna TACO bout’ it?

Nacho: Because I’m NACHO friend anymore!

Author ArianaCategories Funny Puns, Short Funny Jokes
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Who are you? And how did you get in?

A Man breaks into another Mans Home, the owner of the house said
“Who are you? And how did you get in?”

The Man responded

“I’m a Locksmith and I’m a Locksmith”

Author XenophosCategories Short Funny Jokes
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A firm New Year’s resolution

I’ve read so many horrible things about drinking and smoking recently that I made a new, firm New Year’s resolution: NO MORE READING!

Author HarryCategories One Liners Jokes
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What word do all dictionaries spell wrong?

Q: What word do all dictionaries spell wrong?

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A: Wrong.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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What gets quickly wet while drying?

Q: What gets quickly wet while drying?

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A: The towel.

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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What has three ways out and just one way in?

Question: What has three ways out and just one way in?

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Answer: A T-shirt!

Author jokerCategories Funny Riddles
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