Q: Who lives an exhausting life?
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A: The exhaust.
Who can smell without having a nose?
Q: Who can smell without having a nose?
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A: The cheese.
What do you call the fruits of anger?
A: What do you call the fruits of anger?
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Q: Smacks.
Is it legal to marry the sister of your widow?
Q: Is it legal to marry the sister of your widow?
A: Doesn’t matter. You are dead anyways.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Alissa was talking about her favorite animals with her best friend.
Alissa asked: “Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?”
Her best friend replied: “Yes”.
Alissa asked: “How?”
Alissa’s best friend said: “Because a house can’t jump at all”.
When did Johnny wake up?
Kindergarten Teacher: OK class. If you went to sleep in 1970 what year did you wake up?
Kid 1: 1970.
Teacher: OK anyone else have an answer?
Kid 2: This year – 2017.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Kid 2: Because the bed was called a 1970 cause that was when it was made.
Kid 3: Because you pooped yourself and it took them until 2017 to remove the stain
Teacher: Where do you get these answers…?
Mrs. Claus looking into the sky
Q: What did Mrs. Claus say to Mr. Santa when she looked into the sky?
A: It looks like rain dear
Who earns money without working a single day?
A: Who earns money without working a single day?
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Q: The night watchman.
When can a man walk on water?
Q: When can a man walk on water?
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A: When the water gets really cold.
When does a man really like being alone?
Q: When does a man really like being alone?
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A: When he becomes an heir.