Kindergarten Teacher: OK class. If you went to sleep in 1970 what year did you wake up?
Kid 1: 1970.
Teacher: OK anyone else have an answer?
Kid 2: This year – 2017.
Teacher: Why do you say that?
Kid 2: Because the bed was called a 1970 cause that was when it was made.
Kid 3: Because you pooped yourself and it took them until 2017 to remove the stain
Teacher: Where do you get these answers…?