A kindergarten teacher is explaining what “literally” means to her class and asking them what it means.
Teacher: Okay, Does everyone know what “literally” means?
Teacher: Use it in a sentence
Kid 1: Birds literally come out of nowhere
Teacher: That’s not true but it is if you put it as you aren’t paying attention
Kid 2: Pizza is literally the best food ever
[kid walks back]
Kid 3: I literally pooped in the sink
Teacher: Did you really?