Explaining “literally”

A kindergarten teacher is explaining what “literally” means to her class and asking them what it means.

Teacher: Okay, Does everyone know what “literally” means?

Teacher: Use it in a sentence

Kid 1: Birds literally come out of nowhere

Teacher: That’s not true but it is if you put it as you aren’t paying attention

Kid 2: Pizza is literally the best food ever

[kid walks back]

Kid 3: I literally pooped in the sink

Teacher: Did you really?

When did Johnny wake up?

Kindergarten Teacher: OK class. If you went to sleep in 1970 what year did you wake up?

Kid 1: 1970.

Teacher: OK anyone else have an answer?

Kid 2: This year – 2017.

Teacher: Why do you say that?

Kid 2: Because the bed was called a 1970 cause that was when it was made.

Kid 3: Because you pooped yourself and it took them until 2017 to remove the stain

Teacher: Where do you get these answers…?