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What’s green, fuzzy

What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?

A pool table.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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What time does Sean Connery show up

What time does Sean Connery show up to Wimbledon?

Tennish.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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A young man about to jump off

A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building

He yells “Don’t do it! You have so much potential!”

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes, Work Jokes
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What do you call a dog with no legs.

What do you call a dog with no legs.

It don’t matter, its not going to come.

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes, Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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What’s the difference

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire!

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

Because it was two tired!

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes
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Why do cows wear bells?

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work.

Author jokerCategories Animal Jokes, Two Line Jokes
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I wish people would stop calling me a lousy bum

I wish people would stop calling me a lousy bum. I’ve been lice free for at least a year.

Author jokerCategories Two Line Jokes
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What did the pirate say

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye Matey.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Two Line Jokes, Work Jokes
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I tried to catch fog

I tried to catch fog yesterday,

Mist.

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