What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A pool table.
Category: Two Line Jokes
What time does Sean Connery show up
A young man about to jump off
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building
He yells “Don’t do it! You have so much potential!”
What do you call a dog with no legs.
What do you call a dog with no legs.
It don’t matter, its not going to come.
What’s the difference
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
I wish people would stop calling me a lousy bum
I wish people would stop calling me a lousy bum. I’ve been lice free for at least a year.
What did the pirate say
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye Matey.
I tried to catch fog
I tried to catch fog yesterday,
Mist.