What’s the soft stuff between sharks’ teeth?
Slow swimmers.
Category: Two Line Jokes
A man goes to the zoo and the only thing there is one dog
A man goes to the zoo and the only thing there is one dog.
It is a shitzhu.
I would like to thank my father for coming
I would like to thank my father for coming. Without him I wouldn’t be here today.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?
What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch?
Names.
Go to the market and grab an apple
A programmer’s wife tells him: “Go to the market and grab an apple. If they have eggs, grab a dozen.” He returns with 13 apples.
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
To the handicapped guy who stole my bag
To the handicapped guy who stole my bag –
You can hide but you can’t run.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.