Category: Two Line Jokes

“Saying ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying ‘I apologize.’ Except at a funeral.”

This is my step ladder. I never knew my real ladder.

I can’t seem to make up my mind about masturbation. I’m torn. You see, on the one hand, it feels good…

I called a rape support hotline last night. Unfortunately, it’s only for victims.

My girlfriend’s dad accused me of being a pedophile just because she’s 18 and I’m 32. Really ruined our 10th anniversary.

What separates humans from apes? The Mediterranean Sea..

Thanks for telling me the definition of the word many.

It means a lot

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One looks at the other and asks, “Does this taste funny to you?”