Category: One Liners Jokes

I initially didn’t like having long nails but they’re growing on me.

A friend told me he had telekinetic powers, but I think he’s pulling my leg

I got fired from the morgue when I was caught with my cookie in the hand jar.

If I got a dime for every failed math exam, I’d have $3.55.

I love the F5 key. It’s just so refreshing!

I’ll bet you 40 bucks I have a gambling problem.

I put laxatives in the pot brownies for shits and giggles.

I tried to steal a beverage but it wasn’t my cup of tea.

I hear there was indeed life on Mars, a small cat they say, but Curiosity killed it.

Photosynthesis is such a slow process; it doesn’t happen overnight.