Category: One Liners Jokes

I used to be a member of the secret cooking society but they kicked me out for spilling the beans.

I bought a vacuum cleaner six months ago and so far all it’s been doing is gathering dust

If it wasn’t for physics, I’d be unstoppable

My blind date didn’t see anything in me

I used to have a problem with grammatical tenses — but not yet.

Pardon My French, but I surrender.

When writing a story about losing your virginity, its important to always put it in the first person

This coffee isn’t my cup of tea.

Calligraphy is an idea that looks good on paper.

One time in college, I drank enough alcohol to kill a horse, but decided that I was okay with just killing a few stray cats instead.