Category: One Liners Jokes

In the beginning, there was nothing. Then the God says “let there be light”. There was still nothing, but now you can see it.

Orion’s Belt is just a big waist of space.

Steve Irwin should have worn sun cream. It protects you from harmful rays.

The guy who was cut off at the ankles felt pretty defeeted.

So this guy with a premature ejaculation problem comes out of nowhere…

I started a new job as a tarot reader, now I’m making a fortune

I dislike the trend of people verbing nouns.

If a clown got breast implants, would they use sillycone?

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong.

You can’t run through a campground; you can only ran, because it’s passed tents.