Category: One Liners Jokes

Two wrongs don’t make a right but two Wrights make an airplane

They say it’s tough to deal with ED, but the truth is it never gets hard.

If gays “bat for the other team,” do pedophiles play in the minor league?

I’ve just finished the fifth book of the “Learn to Count” trilogy.

I wanted to be an astronaut when I was a kid but my parents told me the sky was the limit

Say what you want about Amy Schumer, she can take a joke.

Is it just me or are circles pointless?

My 62nd birthday was very short. It was only a minute long.

If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work is it ok to say she’s a little tardy?

The last 60 winners of the Miss Universe pageant have been from earth…I’m beginning to think it’s fixed