A broad smile is a cooler way of showing your enemies that you have teeth.
Category: One Liners Jokes
Of course you’re not fat
Of course you’re not fat. Just grab a couple of chairs and come sit with us.
He’ll fix it
If a man said he’ll fix it, he’ll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months about it.
Female hormones in beer
I’m certain there are female hormones in beer. When I drink too much, I talk nonsense and I cannot control my car.
Am I being unfair?
“I really don’t know which kid I’m supposedly being unfair to, according to my wife, Thomas, Anton, or the fat, ugly one?”
A woman in a bikini
A woman in a bikini reveals about 90% of her body…. and yet most men are so polite they only look at the covered parts.
A bank is a place that will lend you money
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
Dolphins are so smart
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Teaching children
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.