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The early bird might get the worm

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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Light travels faster than sound

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings, One Liners Jokes
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Died peacefully in my sleep

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes, Two Line Jokes, Work Jokes
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I asked God for a bike

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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A famous artist

I live in constant fear that my kid will become a famous artist or painter and I will have thrown out about a trillion dollars of her work.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes, Work Jokes
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Who is the stupid one?

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes, Work Jokes
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I gave up my seat to a blind person

I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes, Work Jokes
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Physics teacher break up with the biology teacher

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no chemistry.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, One Liners Jokes
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Very happy twenty years

My husband and I had a very happy twenty years. After that we met.

Author jokerCategories Marriage Jokes, One Liners Jokes
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Marriage is an institution of three rings

Marriage is an institution of three rings. Engagement ring, wedding ring and suffering.

Author jokerCategories Funny Puns, Marriage Jokes, One Liners Jokes
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