Dad: I have a very secure job. There’s nobody else who would want it.
Category: One Liners Jokes
Women are saints
Women are saints. They forgive you even when you’re not guilty!
Arguing with your husband is fun
Arguing with your husband is fun, even if he wins… he loses.
Behind every angry woman
Behind every angry woman is a man who has absolutely no idea what he did wrong.
Diet Day #1
Diet Day #1 – I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.
I’m becoming a stand-up comedian
Oh, they were laughing when I told them I’m becoming a stand-up comedian. Well, ha! They’re not laughing now!
The only food that makes you cry
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
The shortest horror story
The shortest horror story: Monday.
The snorers
The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.
Just you keep on talking
Just you keep on talking, for sure someday you’ll say something intelligent.