Category: One Liners Jokes

What did the leper say to the prostitute? Keep the tip.

Some people prefer their women young and tender; I prefer mine ten and younger.

There’s 2 types of people in the world, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

I was so surprised when the stationary store moved

My girlfriend has this really weird fetish where she likes to dress up as herself and act like a total bitch.

I don’t have a girlfriend, I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Am I the only one who realizes that blackboards are truly remarkable?

I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn’t complain.

Who’s this Rorschach dude and why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.